Ponderisms
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Ponderisms
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales-woman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking?

One nice thing about egotists; they don't talk about other people

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

What was the best thing since sliced bread?
21-11-2007, 01:21 AM
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