Not the financial shares type - I'm after the things you stick your local teacher in (I wonder who that could be...) and then chuck soggy damp sponges at...

& soak them with water pistols and custard and stuff...


Anyone got anything I could use - assuming my boss gives me the all clear.

You'll probably guess what/who it's for.

B.


PS Anyone got a drysuit I can borrow - or would that be cheating?