Why motorcycles are sometimes better than spouses - politically correct, gender neutral version ! - Another from Harry.


Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday

Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.

Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.

Motorcycles don't snore.

Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.

If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.


If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

Motorcycles don't care if you are late or drunk.


Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.


You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is worn out.

Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Your Motorcycle doesn't care what you are wearing when you go out together.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.