I have been approached by 300,000 Japanese motorcycle enthusiasts and they have asked me to voice their strong objections to the IOM government. They selected me because I am a complete air head and will do anything for a dare or a free beer. They have asked me that none of the 300,000 wish to be named on here as their employers may find out that they have been causing foreign relations problems. Their complaints are specifically that all signs on the IOM are in English or Manx, there is no Japanese anywhere. Their view is that they have made all the bikes racing there for the last 50 years so they should be given some sort of recognition. Virtually no hotel or pub on the IOM serves warm sake or raw fish, again this amounts to beverage and food discrimination. This is nothing to do with me I am a disinterested bystander who just happened to have a few too many and agreed to write a stirring post for this nameless, inarticulate throng of malcontents.