All is now clear to me

You've been on the gin again you should realy give it up or at least wait till lunch time


"Goodbye to the Port and Brandy, to the Vodka and the Stag,
To the Schmiddick and the Harpic, the bottled draught and keg.
As I sat lookin' up the Guinness ad I could never figure out
How your man stayed up on the surfboard after 14 pints of stout."

Christy Moore