Spooner ! !

The only way I'm drinking any water that dirt bird has been paddleing in is if he takes 6 showers a day for 6 days and can produce certified evidence to prove it.............which he can use to apply to the MWA ( Manx Water Authority) for a MGP Resevior licence at a cost of £250 he will also need a medical from that special clinic up at Nobles
He will of course be expceted to produce the licence at any time if requested by any Clerk of Courser, Peel bus driver or MGP social committee member...............