UGP Press Statement today.
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RE: UGP Press Statement today.
Shhh it's top secret.

They upset an old lady who lives on the course. She had parked her vehicle on the course directly on the racing line and would not move it at the beggininng of the first session. the problem was she owned the land it was parked on.

She would would no doubt have moved it immediately had she been asked politely but, it is alleged that a very tiny minority of big men in marshalls uniforms ganged up and kicked of with a tirade of foul mouthed threatening abuse.

So she just locked it up and left it there, apparently a delegation of top riders and official pleaded with her, but she was having none of it after the threats , the Police and no one could touch the vehicle because she owned the land.

So they had to build a barricade of straw bales around it and make a chicane.

Despatches from the front report this dangerous opponent was last seen looking from her battlements sipping a large glass of Don's Bushmills finest enjoying the spoils of victory, she could clearly be seen to be armed with a zimmer frame so the oppononets withdrew.

The moral is that a polite ' PLEASE COULD YOU' would most likely have prevented the outbreak of hostilities with this dangerous lady.

Don't mess with locals.
When the flag drops the bullcrap stops
17-08-2008, 04:05 PM
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UGP Press Statement today. - by FC - 15-08-2008, 04:04 PM
RE: UGP Press Statement today. - by Don Simons - 17-08-2008, 07:34 AM
RE: UGP Press Statement today. - by ian huntly - 17-08-2008, 12:19 PM
RE: UGP Press Statement today. - by andy21aa - 17-08-2008, 03:13 PM
RE: UGP Press Statement today. - by Tom Loughridge - 17-08-2008, 04:05 PM



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