Ha ha ha ....................... thanks for correcting my "adjective" Malcolm . I'm afraid, as HRH the Mrs does like to point out, I am a bit of a gutter-like thug............swearing is all I understand. Public school education was wasted on me because I spent all my time bunking off to hang out with bikers.....

EDIT - wow, I've just noticed my bad word is still there, but it reads "awful stuff" ........... that's brilliant, there's a built in program to convert rude words! My missus would love that for me