how about

'Phewww I think she's just let one go....'

'I've sucked some things outa 'edges in my time but WOW'

Any chance of a Photo Mr Dingle

What about

" phwoor you would wunt yer?"
Game on

phew how did i manage to get here after being banned by the ACU

who is the acu? i believe Guy traps fingers in laptops wouldnt mind being let loose with the blonde bombshell, mind you these days given the chance it takes all night what i used to do allnite, live in hope and carry on with the magic tablets. lol

I wonder if John McGuiness would let us use his 'super star' motor home for an hour ???

PHAAAAAAAAAAARP!

...."H***, she was a bloke last year and beat me by a mile at the North West !! "....

If the pigeons are coming at dawn......... heck, there's not many hours before dawn at this time of year!